20 oz grape fanta, family sized funyons
and a bottle of ibuprofen should be good,
i think. right? how many ibu’s to a bottle?
500. that’ll be enough.
i take 12 a day. surely not.
that’s quite absurd, my darling.
i’ve got cramps and a migraine.
500 divided by 12 is 41, dearest.
two bottles, to be safe!
you shouldn’t even be taking them –
– they help with my aches, my pains.
no, no, no. i help with your aches, your pains!
i’ll get you a diet soda. a small bag of funyons, too.
you’re a fascist!
you’re a woman.
Anabelle is a yapper, a gamer, and a college radio DJ. She loves Adrianne Lenker, pom-cran juice, and outdoor swimming pools. She aspires to write stories, poems and other multi-media narratives that detail the mundane, expose privilege, and encourage empathy.